- You see those girls that eat alot without getting fat, the food goes directly to their attitude
very stubbørn set of people
- When a stīngy man is looking for a wife, any girl who asks him for money is not a wife material
- You Think you are doing me” But you are doing yourself” if your Mom haven’t told you such words, you are Adøpted
- There are only two
nāked things that can kīll a man
- Nāked wire
- Nāked woman

They will not teach you this in school
- Have you noticed that after scratching your itchy anūs, the devil will always whisper, ”now smēll your fingers my child”
- Wahala Dey for who no go school oooh…
if not for sound Education, how will I know that a Baby Lizard
is cālled ‘LIZZY BABY’.
- Convincing a lady who came to visit you to leave the sitting room and enter the bedroom is a skill that should be added to a man CV.
it not easy
©️ King Valentine
- Allowing a guy who is not your boyfriend to būy you food is also chēating….but you are too hūngry to understand that
- White people: Sorry you drøpped your money
Blāck People:
- The only two dreams that come true In Africa….. bed wētting and a witch squeēzing your neck in the night
- People say fālling in love is the best feeling….But I think finding a toilet when you have a running stomach is the best fēeling ever
- *A friend of mine just told me his father bought an android car
I told him our swimming pool got būrnt yesterday he bløcked me immediately what have i done? I thought it was a lying competitiøn
- People are busy cūddling their boo and bae, while me I am here posting jokes in this cold weather
Rain b£āt me oh
Dm if you are bored
Cutie , why døn’t you wānna ādd or follow me for more interesting jokes
Abi i no dey try
I pray God touch your heart to add or f0llow me for more interesting jokes Adeboyejo MichealAdeboyejo Micheal
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